BLAGUES-L

[18/2/2002]

BLAGUES-L es una lista de humor bilingüe (una vez viene en inglés, la otra en francés). Hoy llegó una colección de frases. Estas son algunas:

• I am in shape. Round is a shape.
• Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
• Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
• Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
• I am a nutritional overachiever.
• I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
• It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
• The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
• Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.